New Years

My New Years Resolutions this years are as follows:

1) Drink more water - this seems obvious, but I often forget to drink water to the point of me almost passing out having not consumed fluids in two days. It's not that I don't notice I'm dehydrated - I register it, then just think, ok I'll drink some water after I get off Tumblr. So I literally procrastinate to the point of unconsciousness.
2) Be more on top of homework - 'Cause damn the workload is more demanding in 6th form. Once I put off all my homework till Sunday night, have a mini nervous-breakdown, put it off till Monday morning then ended up taking two days off school to get it done. *Slow claps self incredibly sarcastically*
3) Stop leaving the house in pajamas - I have two hot boys living next to me, and I'm not even sure they know I live here. I'm pretty certain they think I'm a homeless woman who occasionally wanders past their house and drops things a lot.
4) Go to the gym more - My school does have a gym. But if I use it I have to walk home smelling like an armpit, which will undoubtedly be the day I will run into a) one of my hot neighbours, furthering the homeless theory b) that guy I got off with once who lives incredibly close to me or c) anyone I know from school. Admittedly they have seen me come in in sweat pants with three-day hair though, so they're unlikely to be fooled.