Crush

So yeah, the fishbone's still there and I'm procrastinating. I feel newly committed to this blog, but like everything else in my life, from my self-esteem to the amount of sleep I get, that will probably wildly oscillate.
So as I am currently with crush, I decided to make a list of things you do when you have a crush. Maybe some of these are just me, but maybe you, stranger, share some of them.

1. Stalk their facebook - relentlessly.
2. Conduct imaginary conversations/scenarios with them in your head - the things I wish would happen, or wish I could tell you
3. Want to know what they're doing - seriously. I want to know what you're wearing, what you ate for breakfast, who you last saw, whether you spend any time thinking about me... Don't get a big head - you're just utterly absorbing to me as a person or whatever.
4. Remember the clothes they wear - so that one time you smiled at me you were wearing a red t-shirt and that time we had a grass fight you that short-sleeved blue one on. Probably sticks in my head because 90% of the time I'm not with you I'm squinting around for that colour to try locate your sorry ass.
5. Overanalyse - seriously every single time you touch me I'm all "WAS THAT AN ACCIDENT? OR WAS THAT ON PURPOSE? DO YOU LIIIIIKE ME? ARE YOU TRYING TO SEDUCE ME WITH YOUR ELBOW MAGIC? OR ARE YOU JUST TORTURING ME? OR WERE YOU ACTUALLY JUST TRYING TO EAT YOUR DAMN BURGER?"

Sometimes I feel superior to the world. Then I remember all these things.